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me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.

mom: i will try.

instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

(Source: boywithbutt, via entei-of-avarice)

February 14th, 2012 @ 8:36pm / originally posted by boywithbutt. / 16,995 notes

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